Lee Stranahan, uh… ‘Quits’ Breitbart.com

Oh, yeah. Not going to Syria, either. Going to Turkey to help prop up Assad regime.

I, uh, "quit." Yeah. That's the ticket. I quit so I can, uh, do stuff.

I, uh, “quit.” Yeah. That’s the ticket. I quit so I can, uh, do stuff.

According to sources, Lee Stranahan was dismissed from his freelance gig at Breitbart.com.  Our sources report that Stranahan had become just “too toxic” for even this widely disrespected hate blog.

Of course, Stranahan spins his departure in a way that reflects positively on himself.

Why did I quit? Circumstances led to a situation where I felt  I couldn’t do my best work there.  Honestly, it’s for reasons I believe Andrew would have approved of. Andrew and I shared a passion for covering big stories that the media overlooked and exposing the left; work that I plan to continue.

I didn’t leave for another job but I’m open to whatever new opportunities lie ahead, including my own projects. Leaping without a net is something I’ve done before and I expect this jump to be just as exhilarating.

Sources say that Stranahan’s ceaseless scamming of his own and Breitbart’s readership was a reason for his dismissal, as well as his eagerness to become an additional liability for “The Defamatory Five” in their effort to stave off Brett Kimberlin‘s lawsuit charging defamation, intentional infliction of emotional distress, stalking, harassment and other charges.  Apparently, Stranahan just could not turn away from the potential donation cash cow of scammery that he would seek to milk in the Kimberlin lawsuit.

Allegedly, Stranahan will shortly be on his way to Turkey to talk to specially selected “Syrian Christian Refugees” in an attempt to support the regime of Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad. Stranahan’s hatred for President Obama runs so deep that he has scammed God knows how much money from his easily-duped readership to fly overseas to commit this act of would-be treason. If he returns unscathed (and is not locked away in a Turkish prison ala “Midnight Express), we can expect him to get right to work on his milking of the Kimberlin lawsuit.

Not one of the Defamatory Five (WJJ Hoge, Ali Akbar, Aaron Walker, R. Stacy McCain and “Kimberlin Unmasked” — likely also Aaron Walker) has commented positively on Stranahan’s move to enrich himself at their expense.

Imagine… being such a scumbag that even Breitbart.com doesn’t want you any more…


Breitbots Mock My Dead Mom, Brothers, Sister Because Stranahan

The Original "Team Schmalfeldt"

The Original “Team Schmalfeldt”

I seem to have angered the Breitbots. The truth does that to them. It makes them wild with anger.

I truthfully pointed out that if Lee Stranahan had the sense God gave a goose, he would have taken his wife to the hospital to deliver his twin babies, both of which would be alive and fighting with each other right now in Stranahan’s filthy apartment while he scams his readers for a trip to Syria that he will never take.

This made the Breitbots really, really mad. If I fuck with HIS scam, I might just fuck with THEIR scams as well.

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Would You Trust the Judgment of a Man Who Would Let His Own Daughter Die in His Bathroom?

As you may recall, on Thursday Sept. 12 I argued with myself on Twitter about whether or not to write a particularly sensitive story about an individual named Lee Stranahan, a writer for Breitbart.com who is currently trying to raise money so he can go to Syria to interview the Syrian Christians that he maintains President Obama is trying with all his might to murder.

I have been struggling with this question for over 24 hours. In fact, I gave Mr. Stranahan multiple opportunities to contact me so that I could get his input before doing this editorial. As is his practice, Mr. Stranahan chooses to avoid uncomfortable questions opting instead to only talk to supporters or people he believes he is smarter than.

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