When did WJJ Hoge tell me to stop contacting him? NEVER!

Simple answer? Never.

I like to think of these little blog posts as being instructive.  Here’s an old investigative journalist trick.

You want information and you know your quarry has an ego the size of all outdoors.

1. Play stupid or forgetful. I tweeted this morning that I didn’t recall Hoge having ever asked me to stop contacting him. I’m sure he did, but darned if I can find it anywhere in my records.”

2. Show a vulnerability. I am sure he sent me one, but my memory isn’t what it has been lately.

Then, sit back and wait until you hear the trap snap shut.  First, the blog post in its entirety, after which we will break it down and demonstrate why, if he has any hopes of not being humiliated on Oct. 16, he should pray that the Court of Appeals grants my motion, or that I die before Oct. 16. Barring that, he would need to talk to his attorney.

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1. WJJ HOGE NEVER SENT ME A CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND. Oh, he sent one to Old Uncle Bastard. He also sent one to Breitbart Unmasked and Occupy Rebellion who continue to contact him to their hearts’ delight. I am the only one to have charges filed against me. But my name is NOT “Old Uncle Bastard.” A proper “cease and desist” has to be addressed to the individual you wish to stop contacting you.

Screen Shot 2013-10-04 at 1.38.45 PMWilliam M. Schmalfeldt never received a signed, cease and desist order from WJJ Hoge. “Old Uncle Bastard” got a “cease contact” Tweet. As far as we legally know, Hoge’s son sent it. There is no proof that would stand up in court that Hoge ever ordered that I, William M. Schmalfeldt, cease contact with him.

2. HOGE’S “SECOND WARNING” WAS ACTUALLY A “FIRST WARNING” AND HE FILED CHARGES JUST DAYS LATER. In his blog post, Hoge refers to his Feb. 15 “stop contacting me” post as a “second warning.” He links to what he says was his “first warning,” which was this…

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IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS “save your breath” a demand to “cease contact?”

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“Old Uncle Bastard” isn’t even MENTIONED in this post so how can the OTHER post be a “second warning?”  And do you see any reference to William M. Schmalfeldt anywhere in this post?  Me neither.

3. HOGE’S SCREENCAP OF “OLD UNCLE BASTARD’S” TWEET DOESN’T PROVE A THING: For one thing, the link he says proves “Old Uncle Bastard” was AWARE of the Cease Contact Demand goes NOWHERE! And the comment made in the tweet could be true of the comments in 95% of Hoge’s posts. In the Tweet do you see any reference to a “Cease Contact Demand?” Me neither.

4. DID “OLD UNCLE BASTARD” CONTINUE TO SEND MESSAGES THAT HARASSED, ALARMED OR SERIOUSLY ANNOYED MR. HOGE?  It doesn’t seem that way.  But again, let’s look at the legal definition of Harassment in Maryland.

Screen Shot 2013-10-04 at 1.52.02 PMDid Old Uncle Bastard “intend” to “harass, alarm or annoy” Mr. Hoge? Well, a Carroll County Circuit Court judge who didn’t even know what Twitter WAS says William M. Schmalfeldt did, but did Hoge ever tell William M. Schmalfeldt to leave him alone?  And is Mr. Hoge aware of the fact that criminal complaints are signed “under penalty of perjury”?

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A “malicious course of conduct” in which William M. Schmalfeldt “approached or pursued” Mr. Hoge with INTENT to place him in “REASONABLE FEAR OF SERIOUS BODILY INJURY OR DEATH?”

SERIOUSLY???  POOP FLAKES IN YOUR BEARD WILL KILL YOU?  Did William M. Schmalfeldt THREATEN to put those poop flakes in Mr. Hoge’s beard, or was it a vulgar but satirical observation?

5. MR. HOGE SEES MY BAIT AS AN ATTEMPT TO CLAIM A “TWINKIE DEFENSE.” Nope. It’s an attempt to prove that he never told William M. Schmalfeldt to stop contacting him, he told “Old Uncle Bastard,” “Breitbart Unmasked” and “Occupy Rebellion” to stop contacting him after lying that it was a “second warning.”

On Oct. 16, if we get that far, this is a tiny, smidgen of the evidence I plan to present to discredit and impeach Hoge’s honesty. I will use every scrap of proof I have gathered, and will continue to gather, to prove that Mr. Hoge’s “peace order” is nothing more than an attempt to use the courts as a weapon against me for the crime of pointing out the very obvious fact that he has poop flakes in his beard.

Of course, if Mr. Hoge would rather NOT be humiliated in a public setting, he knows what he has to do.  But we have the feeling that Mr. Hoge rather enjoys public humiliation, given the fact that his 13 charges against me have all gone into the dumper and he needed three shots to get a judge to agree with his constitutionally-flawed peace order.  If humiliation is what he craves, I will do my level best to deliver.

Zoa Barnes Invokes ‘Because I Said So’ Doctrine in Her Answer to My Petition for a Writ of Certiorari with the Maryland Court of Appeals

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Well, she cured my Parkinson’s disease, so I guess she has that kind of power.

Let’s allow the documents and my embedded comments to speak for themselves.

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The Court of Appeals now has everything they need to make their decision.  If they decide to grant cert on Monday, they can overturn the Peace Order right then and there. If they decide they want to mull this over a bit, they could grant my motion to reconsider their denial of my motion to stay the peace order pending their decision. But honest to God. If the court BUYS this pack of bullshit baloney, I officially have no faith in Maryland’s system of juris prudence.

I did some research on Ms. Barnes’ history as a practitioner of the judicial arts. She is a Family Law and Education attorney. She has argued once, that I can find, in front of the intermediary Court of SPECIAL Appeals and came away with a split decision.  I can only imagine how much she is charging Hoge for this… Hogewash.

Your thoughts?

PRAISE JESUS! I’M CURED OF PARKINSON’S DISEASE!!!

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PRAISE THE HOLY LORD JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN ABOVE! I HAVE BEEN HEALED OF MY 14-YEAR PLAGUE OF PARKINSON’S DISEASE!

And all it took was the touch of the holy hand of Zoa Barnes, on behalf of WJJ Hoge III.

I received my copy of her answer to my motion for the Maryland Court of Appeals to reconsider their decision to deny my motion to stay the peace order (puff!) and IMAGINE MY SURPRISE when I read the brief and LEARNED THE GOD’S HONEST TRUTH that I do NOT have PARKINSON’S DISEASE!!!

PRAISE JEEEEEZUS!!!

Here’s how I know I’m healed! Just a few simple words did the trick!

“That he denies the allegations in Paragraph 8 of the Motion…”

HERE ARE THE ALLEGATIONS OF PARAGRAPH 8 OF MY MOTION!

“Petitioner (that’s ME!) suffers from advanced Parkinson’s disease, has a full time caregiver, and is required to have a very strict regimen of daily medications. Petitioner cannot walk with out a walker and has to be driven any time he leaves his home in Elkridge, Maryland.  Any trips to the courthouse in Carroll County require a profound amount of arrangement and effort.”

Except IT’S NOT TRUE! Not a WORD of it! HOGE’S LAWYER SAYS SO! I do NOT have advanced Parkinson’s disease. I do NOT have a full time caregiver (my wife can’t get a job because I need her here for reasons I very colorfully outlined the other day. I fall. I bleed.) I DON’T need a walker! I can DRIVE MYSELF ANY TIME I WANT TO, even though I gave up my drivers license in 2009. Getting to the courthouse in Carroll County is a SNAP, even though my wife is not comfortable driving that distance, and requires NO arrangement or effort!

And what’s MORE?

If I HAD Parkinson’s disease, death threats, taunts, promises of years in prison do NOT make it worse!

“That he denies the allegations in Paragraph 9 of the Motion.”

And WHAT are the “allegations in Paragraph 9 of my motion?

The stress of threats of criminal prosecution along with the repeated online taunts by Respondent (Hoge) that Petitioner (Me again) would be going to prison for violating the Peace Order are very harmful to Petitioner’s health, which worsens with stress and worry.”

FORGET the standard literature on Parkinson’s disease and stress.

According to a new Northwestern Medicine study published Nov. 10 in the journal Nature, dopamine-releasing neurons in a region of the brain called the substantia nigra lead a lifestyle that requires lots of energy, creating stress that could lead to the neurons’ premature death. Their death causes Parkinson’s disease.

FUHGEDDABOUDIT!!! ST. ZOA BARNES, along with her Acolyte Hoge have TOUCHED me and CURED me and stress can’t HARM Parkinson’s disease when you don’t even HAVE it!!!

So, Hoge can retweet shit like THIS to me ALL DAY LONG!!!

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Isn’t that GREAT NEWS!!!

I think I’ll go fucking JOGGING!!!

 

 

Not Being Given to Hubris, I Will Defer to the Court and Await Their Decision

Mr. William John Joseph Hoge III of Westminster, MD, has been very careful not to discuss the case between us, except in cases where he does.

This morning for example.

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 7.43.04 AMNow. Here’s a little bit of backstory for my readers.  When I filed my original motion for the Court of Appeals (Maryland’s version of the Supreme Court) to stay Hoge’s unconstitutionally-awarded peace order pending the court’s decision on whether or not to grant my petition for a writ of certoriari (meaning a decision to hear my case), Mr. Hoge’s very expensive lawyer, Zoa Barnes, also of Westminster, Maryland, filed a fanciful bit of fiction in “answer” to my motion, in which she said that the Court could not hear my motion because I hadn’t filed the proper motion for appeal in the Circuit Court which granted the unconstitutionally-awarded peace order in the first place, but that I had filed a motion with the Circuit Court which they were already considering even though the case isn’t going to be heard until Oct. 16.

The Court of Appeals received her answer to my motion and ruled against me on Sept. 4 — the same day I filed my answer to Ms. Barnes’ bit of fiction.

Oh well, thought I. Bit of bad luck. Timing is everything. Now I’ll just wait until the court decides whether or not to take my case.

Then, on Sept. 10, I received this letter from Ms. Bessie M. Decker, Clerk of the Court of Appeals.  I have highlighted the parts of particular interest.  (Ms. Barnes also received a copy of this letter — shocking, isn’t it, that Mr. Hoge hasn’t mentioned it?)

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 7.50.14 AMNow, what does this tell us?  This tells us that the court received my response to Ms. Barnes’ colorful bit of fiction after they ruled against me. Frankly, this seems like a referee coming over to a coach who has been victim of a botched call on the field and reminding him that he has a red flag in his pocket that he can throw for a review of the official’s decision — if he wants to.

Well, I filed a motion to reconsider the next day. Then on Tuesday, I called Ms. Decker who told me the motion to reconsider had already been distributed to the Judges and that Thursdays were typically the day when they rendered decisions on cases like this. So, if Mrs. Barnes got her motion to deny my motion to reconsider into the court before they ruled, if they ruled, let’s hope for Mr. Hoge’s sake that she did a better bit of storytelling than she did last time.

If the Court has already ruled against me again, it really doesn’t matter either way. If the Court has ruled in my favor, then I think that’s the end of the matter as far as the motion to stay the peace order goes.  It seems unlikely they’re going to deny, grant, then deny my motion again.  I hope to hear something today or tomorrow.  In fact, I may call down there today and see if there’s been a decision yet.

I was also intrigued by the part underlined in blue.  Is it just me? Or does it seem like the Court is rarin’ to make a decision in this case?  The circumstances under which they took it, my former lawyer Mr. Tae Kim tells me, is almost unheard of — snatching it away from the Court of Special Appeals so they could hear it themselves.  And now this letter from the delightful Ms. Decker.

You never know what a Court is going to do until a Court does it.  But from the outside looking in, am I wrong for thinking these are favorable developments?

We shall see!

Now, below you will find some excellent examples of Mr. Hoge NOT discussing the case.

Aaron Walker Sucks as a Fact Checker

I just had to send this e-mail to Aaron Walker. Since he refuses to deny that he is @Ghostradioonlin, we must assume that he is proud of the fact.  He got some basic facts wrong.

Screen Shot 2013-09-17 at 11.03.19 AMFurther truth squad reporting. I never called my brother a retard. I did not attack my ex-wife. I am not podcasting, I run a 24-7 Shoutcast radio station.  I started this one almost 24 hours ago, and it’s called “The Last Stop Lounge.”  All blues and nothin’ but. You can listen on iTunes or Winamp, Windows Media Player, or the Media Player of your choice.  I am currently redirecting http://laststoplounge.com, but until the DNS servers catch up, you can listen on the media player at http://patriot-ombudsman.com.

The comment about “Not as cool as BTR” was sarcasm, as I am currently being heard — at this moment — in the US, Canada, UK, France, Belgium and Iceland.

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My map excludes bots and only includes actual listeners. And some of these “browsers” have been listening since early this morning and late last night.

I didn’t compare Akbar to Hitler. I compared a situation… how the whole Akbar contingent is concentrating on me when they SHOULD be concentrated on the man who will successfully sue them for everything they own.

But I will compare Akbar to Hitler now. They both were/are short in the testicle department.

Aaron Walker Exposes Self as @Ghostradioonlin

What happens when you answer a question as your alter ego a minute before you ask it as your actual online persona?

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Notice anything missing? Like a tweet from 2:50 PT?

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Maybe Aaron is just having a bad day. He should be working on his defense against Brett Kimberlin’s lawsuit… the same Brett Kimberlin who has beaten him like a dusty rug time after time after time. But let’s witness some more of his epic meltdown in his reincarnated persona.

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Aaron ENJOYS stealing my images. He’s done it time after time on his Allergic2Bull blogspot cheapass blog.

JaJaJa!!!

WJJ Hoge is Either a Liar, or Senile, or just… Not Smart.

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I hate to have to keep correcting someone when they make mistakes, especially when they continue to make the same mistakes over and over again, and when they are corrected they double down “just to show me” that they are above correction.  But Mr. WJJ Hoge III of Westminster, Md., requires such a correction today.  Let’s review his latest burbling, “Give it a Rest” on his aptly named “Hogewash” blog.

We’ll just run his article, stopping for corrections as necessary,

Bill Schmalfledt (sp) has experienced a great deal of pushback from the victims of his bullying this past year.

Now hold on thar, Baba Boy! “Victims of my bullying?” Either he is talking about people who refused to answer simple questions, or attacked me and I responded. Funny how he keeps forgetting to mention that I never attack unless attacked first. But that would spoil the narrative.

Although he’s managed to beat the rap in each of the criminal charges filed thus far…

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