You’re a MEAN One, Mr. Hoge!


I KNOW How Ridiculous It Sounds!

Already Hoge lickspittles are clamoring to his comment section to claim that I am taking Zoa Barnes “Answer to My Motion to Reconsider the Court’s Denial of My Motion to Stay the Peace Order” (ATMMTRTCDOMMTSTPO) out of context or misquoting it.

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I wouldn’t believe it myself, but I have copies! Right here! In my hand!

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 7.23.27 PM Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 7.23.54 PMNow, none of this makes sense (literally, it doesn’t make sense) until you see what she is “admitting” and “denying.” So, rather than bog you down with all the allegations I made that she admits to, let’s just deal with the ones she denies.

Let’s start with paragraph 5.

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 7.28.21 PMHere are the allegations in Paragraph 5.

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 7.27.37 PMZoa is denying that if I reply to a tweet from @dickshitmcstupid and Hoge follows @dickshitmcstupid, he will not SEE the Tweet. Let’s test that. Let’s use three Twitter accounts. @XCitizen10 who does NOT follow me, and my two Twitter accounts, @laststoplounge and @teamschmalfeldt.  We’ll say @TeamSchmalfeldt has a Peace Order against @laststoplounge and any tweets sent by @laststoplouonge that @TeamSchmalfeldt sees will be a violation of that peace order.  Now, both @LastStopLounge and @TeamSchmalfeldt follow @XCitizen10. But @TeamSchmalfeldt does NOT want to see tweets from @LastStopLounge. OK?

Let’s begin.

OK, so @laststoplounge sent the tweets to XCitizen10.

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Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 7.50.50 PMOK, so, these don’t show up on @TeamSchmalfeldt’s timeline.

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 7.55.14 PMBut they DO show up on @TeamSchmalfeldt’s MENTIONS!

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 7.53.03 PMWhich is the ONLY way WJJ Hoge can EVER see anything I tweet! By looking for mentions in his Mentions line!  As you can see, even the tweet that Laststoplounge that did NOT include a “@” shows up on Team Schmalfeldt’s mentions. But since TeamSchmalfeldt does not follow @LastStopLounge, they don’t show up on Team Schmalfeldt’s timeline. Thus, since Hoge does not FOLLOW me, the ONLY way he can see my tweets if I tweet to someone he follows is if he goes to his MENTIONS page and sees it there. So, I can not even MENTION Hoge to someone who follows him because he considers that CONTACT.

So, my allegations in Paragraph 5 — PROVEN! To sum up. TeamSchmalfeldt has a peace order against LastStopLounge. They both follow XCitizen10. A tweet from LastStopLounge to XCitizen10 SHOWS UP in TeamSchmalfeldt’s twitter, even though it was not SENT to TeamSchmalfeldt.

Now, on to paragraph 6.

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 8.02.13 PMAnd what did I allege in Paragraph 6?

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 8.03.52 PMZoa Barnes and WJJ Hoge say that sending a tweet to Hoge to ask for a comment about him robbing a bank or his lawsuit is not permitted because the Peace Order says “no contact.” But the Maryland Harassment statute says in Section 3-803 that

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 8.07.32 PMSo, it is NOT harassment if it is done with a legal purpose. It is not harassment if it is a peaceable activity intended to express a political view or provide information to others.

So, if I tweeted Hoge and said, “Hey, Dumbass. Comb the poop flakes out of your beard and answer my fucking question.” THAT would qualify as harassment.  If I wrote on Twitter, “@WJJHoge, do you have a comment about the current lawsuit you face from Brett Kimberlin?” THAT would be a legal purpose for a journalist (according to the Journalist Code of Ethics it is DEMANDED of a journalist). It would be a peaceable activity intended to express a political view or provide information to others. NOT a violation of the Peace Order, which says,”No cotact in person, by telephone, in writing or by any other means attempt to contact or harass the petitioner.” The Maryland legislature, in its wisdom set aside “without legal purpose” and the exceptions in paragraph b to get around this. If these are left in place, then any person who does not want to be questioned by a reporter can claim harassment, file a peace order, and say good bye to a free press.

What else we got.

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 8.17.54 PMTHIS is the one that blew my socks off. THIS is the one that says I do NOT have Parkinson’s disease. Hoge DENIES THE ALLEGATIONS IN PARAGRAPH 8.  And what ARE the allegations in Paragraph 8?

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 8.19.41 PMBy denying these allegations, Hoge and Barnes are saying I do NOT have advanced Parkinson’s disease, do NOT have a full-time caregiver, am NOT required to have a very strict regiment of daily medications. They are saying I can walk JUST FINE without a walker and do NOT have to be driven any time I leave my home in Elkridge. Never mind I gave up my drivers license willingly in 2009. They are saying there is NO profound amount of arrangement and effort to get me from Elkridge to Carroll County. My wife HATES to drive. A 40-mile drive may as well be 400 for her. So, I have to arrange for transport. And Hoge and Barnes REASON for my not having Parkinson’s disease? I have an October 16 hearing in Carroll County that I requested, proving I can travel and make arrangements. I did not SAY I could not travel or make arrangements I said it was a huge EFFORT to travel and make arrangements.

What else?

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 8.24.29 PMThey deny the allegations in Paragraph 9. Dr. Hoge and St. Zoa say that, despite the current medical literature, stress has NO EFFECT on Parkinson’s disease.

Here’s Paragraph 9 of my motion.

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So now, Barnes and Hoge are neuroscientists. Let’s see what the REAL neuroscientists say about stress and Parkinson’s disease.Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 8.28.49 PM

Now I’m sure it’s all just a coincidence that my walking has suffered greatly since February when this all began. I can no longer do a live radio show. I can’t tak on the phone without stuttering. In Februrary I could walk short distances without the walker, but no more.  But I’m sure the death threats and the taunts and the promises of prison and the trolls and the trolls and the trolls have had NOTHING to do with my stress worsening my disease, especially when Hoge himself retweets garbage like this.

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 2.09.27 PMHe also denies the allegations in Paragraph 11.

Screen Shot 2013-09-20 at 8.33.16 PMThis is after his LAST motion which says I need to file — again — in the Carroll County Circuit Court — again — before the Circuit Court can hear my case.  Circuit Courts LOVE to be told what they can and can not do.

Hoge says I want relief so I can continue to harass him.

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Not quite. I want Hoge OFF MY ASS so I can tweet and DO MY JOB without worrying about new peace order violations every five minutes. 13 charges, 13 Nolle Prosequi. After awhile, even an idiot realizes, IT AIN’T WORKING!!!

It takes an EXCEPTIONAL idiot to continue when all signs show you’ve lost.

Oh, one more thing. Maryland Rule 8-435.

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Now, is there anything else I can help you with? It does me no harm to show you these, since all the papers have been filed and all there is to do now is wait for the Court of Appeals to decide of the Rule of Law applies, or Crazy Kookoo Hoge Law applies.

I’ll put my faith in the court of appeals.

Welcome to Team Schmalfeldt

The Original "Team Schmalfeldt"

The Original “Team Schmalfeldt”

They want to take my Twitter accounts away from me? Fine. Take my Twitter account. I’ll make a new one. Take that one away? Great. I’ll make a new one. And then a new one. And then a new one. And then a new one. As many as you take, that’s as many as I can create.

I’ve dealt with much tougher people than these shitheel Breitbots.

I’ve dealt with much more difficult situations than the constant lawfare of WJJ Hoge.

I’m a survivor. So are you. That’s why you’re on the team.

Welcome to Team Schmalfeldt. It’s time to kick some Breitbot ass.

To quote Andrew Breitbart‘s daddy, “You are either with us, or you are against us.”

Choose wisely.