Ali Akbar Brings the Powerful Might and Reputation of the National Bloggers Club to Bear to Defend a Shitty Little Hate Blog

It’s really almost TOO funny to write about!

The hilarity.

Screen Shot 2013-09-16 at 5.33.16 PMHere are my “multiple frantic e-mails.”

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Oooh! How FRANTIC! How… MULTIPLE!!!

Of course, Akbar knows he’s lying. But he does it because he knows a central truth. His followers are stupid.  Look at this tweet from Elmer Fudd, the cyberstalker who sent some woman a video of him manipulating his automatic hand cream ejection device in the shower.

Screen Shot 2013-09-16 at 5.27.38 PMThe National Bloggers Club. Gowwy! I’m so FWIGHTENED!

It doesn’t even exist anymore.

No website. No Tweets since June 5.

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I am the MIGHTY AKBAR!

I am the MIGHTY AKBAR!

Oooh! I bet the legal department at Tumblr is FAINTING at the thought of the MAGNIFICENT ALI AKBAR coming after them to defend Aaron Walker’s right to use pictures stolen from my copyrighted websites.

As if Akbar needed more legal problems on his plate.

But he is MIGHTY!

He is INVINCIBLE!

He is AWESOME and POWERFUL.

He is so full of shit that even the flies are gagging.

 

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